Liver Jerky on a stick with Chocolate Pudding, Deep Fried Mothballs and Severe Paranoia
This is sure to be a hit with the sociopaths and elderly! They are soothed by the consistency of the pudding and the smell of the mothballs. Plus, the liver is a callback from The Depression, and that's a happy memory for everyone.
Prep time, 15 minutes. Whole time, your entire life.
Ingredients:
15 lbs of meat, weathered in a motorcycle sidecar for six months
1 box of moth balls
1 box Jello chocolate pudding mix
3 oz vegetable oil
9 lbs constant weight of a terrible familial relationship that makes you feel worthless
Take all of the ingredients, saw them up with a chainsaw, and shove them all onto wooden shish-ka-bob sticks. Set them on the open radiator of your Chevy Impala and wait for the juices to flow. Then dance around to Uriah Heap, drink another Keystone, and pass out in the backseat. The meat will be ready soon.
Prep time, 15 minutes. Whole time, your entire life.
Ingredients:
15 lbs of meat, weathered in a motorcycle sidecar for six months
1 box of moth balls
1 box Jello chocolate pudding mix
3 oz vegetable oil
9 lbs constant weight of a terrible familial relationship that makes you feel worthless
Take all of the ingredients, saw them up with a chainsaw, and shove them all onto wooden shish-ka-bob sticks. Set them on the open radiator of your Chevy Impala and wait for the juices to flow. Then dance around to Uriah Heap, drink another Keystone, and pass out in the backseat. The meat will be ready soon.
posted by dancing at gunpoint @ 9:54 PM
3 Comments:
At 4:43 PM,
Lauren said…
Are there going to be anymore disgusting recipes? 'cause I almost wet myself laughing so hard!
At 8:31 PM,
David said…
I think Lauren's "Wet" should be a part of a future recipe.
In fact, a steady steam of Lauren's "Wet" should accompany all recipes. It could be like an "Au Jus" kind of thing.
Waiter?
At 11:14 AM,
Carl said…
"Heep."
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